Da jahil kas na dosti khada na dushmani khada.Bhalu Baglol.
Bay gairat kas pa har khaza nazar ve ya de.Bhalu Baglol.
Define RX
Ans.Rx is the R With X.
Jadon rx de mardangi day qisay har pasay phail gaAy tay ik roz rx da bova kharkya knock knock.
RX:Kon
Kuri:Tayri hamsai
RX:Ki kam ay
Kuri:Kuj gal kerni ay bova khol
RX:Tusi kinyan ginyan o
Kuri:ik me tay naal tin meriyan sahayliyan
RX:Jad char jinyan o tay apas vich e gal kar lavo menu zaroor tang kerna jay.
Lesson:Sheikh chili kay ghar atay ke bori
Akhir me kya bacha kehnay ko sorry!
Miss rx ki shikayat kertay hovay:Ap kay larkay rx ka dhayan sabaq k doran bhi meri taraf nahi hota yehi vajah hai kay isay sabaq yad nahi hota.
RX masomiyat say:Miss kyun jhot bool rahi hain dhayan ap ki hi taraf to hota hai isi vajah say to sabaq yad nahi hota.
Lesson:Sair ko sawa sair
Godown me hai dhair.
Rx date say ghar lota to sochnay laga kon sa khas kaam kerna tha, sochta raha, sochta raha,
Phir raat ko teen bajay yad aya kay waqt par sona tha kyun kay kal phir date hai.
Lesson:Date affects the mind.
Usp da khar mohtaj na day.RXX.
Ta sarson de no rx tara mera de
Ta pathar de no rx pathrela de.
Zama sirf yao shagird day ao haga za pakhpala yam.Sain baglol.
Yao cup chaAy da para rx chaylai na sathi.RXX.
Komm Yala Casanova RXxX
Aik larki nay RX ko apni taraf atay daikha to dar gai aur apni chadar lapait kar dosri taraf ko hat gai.
Sahayliyon nay kaha ye RX hai insan,janvar nahi mat daro.
Larki boli ye to mujhay bhi pata hai kay ye insan hai laykin is ko nahi pata.
RXxX:Yar aj me larki kay pechay bhagtay huvay apnay bazar tak pohanch gaya aur mujhay pata bhi nahi chala.
Dost:To phir kya faida huva.
RXxX.Yar chalo isi bahanay rickshawy ka karaya bach gaya hai.
RX Ke Kahani Mun Zabani
Amil Baba ka charcha sun kar rx bhi ja pohacha,
Amil baba:Kya kam hai?
RX:Peer Sab dam karana hai
Amil baba:Kya pehlay kabhi karvaya hai?
RX:Peer Sab ye mera pehli dafa hai dar lag raha hai.
Amil Baba:Daro nahi mera barson ka tajurba hai.
Ye batao dam ahista vala karvao gay ya taiz vala aik dam vala.
RX:Peer sab mujhay kuch waqt chahiye soch kar bataon ga phir ap kay paas aon ga.
Amil baba:Jaisi tumhari marzi hum kisi say zabardasti nahi kartay.
Lesson:Jan bachi to lakhon paAy
Varna nikalti rehti haAy haAy.
Sain Baglol siyasatdano pa gali kay tayray dalam na kho khavi laykin bayam tayray dalam razi.RXX.
Jigar har kas kay ve laykin jigra cha cha kay ve.RXX.
Logon ko dog katay to rabies hota hai,rx ko babies ho gaya
Logon ko love at first sight hota hai,rx ko love at first bite ho gaya.
Nakam awara ashiq ke tarah sarkon par dorta raha
RX apnay qadmon kay nishan har jagah chorta raha.
Larki:Ghar valay bahar gaAy hain milnay Aao.
RXX:Dair kis bat ke hai abhi aya.
Larki:Kuch khao peo gay.
RXX:Pila day kuch thanda.
RXX:nay bottle petay hovay abhi romantic baton ka agaz kiya hi tha kay darvazay par dastak huvi.
Larki:Jaldi karo kahin chup jao,chupo jaldi.
RXX:Aray kahan chupun koi jagah bhi to milay.
Ye pyar dushman log na penay daytay hain na jenay daytay hain.
Larki:Chat par chalay jao jaldi, jaldi.
RXX:Kafi dair chat par khara raha phir isay laga jaisay koi upar A raha hai bus phir kya tha marta kya na karta gali me chalang mari paon par chot Aie aur khani pari davai.
Lesson:Da buray karona natija bura
RX praydava pa takharkay chura.
Sain baglol da dunaAy rx nirali
Garib ta na milavi chaAy piyali.
Rx kitnay din langraya logon say sach chupaya
Akhir sain baglol mian nay hi pata lagaya.
Molvi ta sa pata day che jalva charta da
Molvi na tapos oka che halva charta da.
Sain baglol tapos oka che valay azmaka gand achave
Da azmakay sa qasoor day valay thok guzaray.
Angrayzi vaylo sara sok angraiz na jori na pashto vaylo sara pathan
Da zaat yao bal pehchan kigi da khabara kai quran.
Sain isam nishta sunni shia jang kay
Sa milavigi da khandar pa khodai kay.
Sirf namoz sara khabara na jorigi dair papar pakhaval pakar de.Bhalu Baglol.
Pakistan da khalqo davah chezona mashoor de awal jahalat ao doyam zalalat.RX.
Jahilano da likhalo kitabona da parhavalo sara insan alim nishi joray day.RX.
Khudi dray qisma day awal khudi rehmaniyat,doyam khudi ananiyat ao draym khudi shaitaniyat.Sain Baglol.
Khudi kay doob sho hasil sahavay soraghe javandani
Da day na pehla che sata khatma shi kahani.
Ain mashaq isam nishta laykin ziyat bala day.RX.
Miss:Mount Everest par dosra qadam kis nay rakha tha?
RXxX:Jis nay pehla qadam rakha tha dosra bhi usi nay rakha ho ga wo kon sa langra tha.
Budhmat kay rohaniyat nishta,rahbaniyat day.Sain Baglol.
Da molvi soch halva na gar cha pair tavigi.RX.
Juda laray biya um ta zama khavata
Da maye rava che za sata naseeba.
Define Spirituality
Ruhaniyat tareef qaval taqreban na mumkin day.
Ruhaniyat na sir shatay na akhpay
Da dasay day laka garma kay soray.
RXX:Miss me nay aik cheez banai hai jis say devar kay dosri taraf bhi daikha ja sakta hai.
Miss:That's Good,rx tum nay kya banaya hai?
RXX:Miss me nay devar me sorak banaya hai.
Lesson:Zarorat ayjad ke ma hai to rx bap hai
Rx keh day paap har haal me pap hai.
Miss:Pakistan me teen teen eidain manai jati hain is ka koi hal paish karo.
RXX:Agli bar aik eid manai jaAy ge.
Miss:Wo kaisay
RXX:Agli bar eid mujh jaisa chand daikh kar nahi balkay soraj daikh kar manai jaAy ge.
Narae takbeer um fitna da owaylay de allama iqbal
Nan har zey naray vahi doi na qavi khiyal.
Da ba sa waqt prayde vahi naray
Sain baglol da pa amal imtihan nakamay.
Rx vazan kho khar um uchat
Pehalvanano uchat ka sa gata khabara da.
Kala ganay aori kala qavalyanay kala natona
Sa che zara ghaware haga kavi prakai lasoona.
Da paigambar tareef um paisha jora karay da
Afsos musalmanano da munafiqat bayra chavata karay da.
Noro na umeed qaval pa zay noro umeed jorsha.RX.
Sain khalaq parhavavi kalame allama iqbal
Zama shairi da mazi mustaqbil haal.
Towl na dair ziyat ibadat iblees karay day.Sain Baglol.
Har alaq har jenay ta da khor pa nazar ogowri no biya vada cha sara kavi
Rx tapos oka da dunya pa kam qanoon kay khor pa vada kay ijazat day.
RXX:Za che balatkar scene ogowram dayra gusa razi.
Jenay:Da day matlab day che ta banday jenako dair ehsas day ao ta jenako humdard ye.
RXX:Ta payshavay nay,gusa day vajay razi da day balatkar qowlo vala actor pa zay za valay nayma ya valay na uma.
Lesson:Kam zay kay sharafat khatam shi haga zay kay rx shoru shi.
Lesson:Cheaper sleeper rx is deeper.
Mata molviyano kay dilchaspi nishta.RXX.
Tun meray paas rehtay huvay bhi door hai
Aik bat bata kyun tun itni magroor hai.
Pani say bujhti hai pani ke pyas
Ye pyar ki pyas hai A paas.
Door say daykha to achi lagi qareeb say daikha to pasand Aie
Ab tun mujhay ye bata tun kab karay ge mayray sath sagai.
Bhari mehfil me hum ye iqrar kertay hain
Ham sirf tum hi say pyar kertay hain.
Jab hassen ho to phir niqab ke kya zaroorat hai
Zara hamain bhi dikhao kitni pyari tumhari shakl-o-sorat hai.
Chehray par niqab aur hathon par dastanay
Pehchan liya tumhain hamaray yar ho puranay.
Jab tak karay ge niqab nahi chorun ga tab tak sharab
Tayri ik jhalak daikhnay kay liye hai mera dil bay taab.
Nazron me sharm-o-haya nahi aur chehray par niqab hai
Rx ye hain aj ke larkiyan jin ka dimag kharab hai.
Khud utaray ge ya hum utarain tayray chehray say niqab
Phir dunya jan lay ge tayray gunah hain bay hisab.
Kunvara honay ka ye matlab nahi kay bay gairat honay lagay
Rx nam rakh kar bholi bhali larkiyon kay sath sonay lagay.
Maloom na tha is qom me gairat mand bhi mojood hain
Qarz utter chuka hain laykin phir bhi utaar rahay sood hain.
Aray fahashi phaylani hoti to seedhi tarah phaylata
Tayray samnay Aiena rakh kar tujhay na dikhata.
Mera nam hai RX
Dayta hun saray TaX.
Hum say ho gai aik khata
Hum nay maang Le rasman dua.
Miss:Kainat kay mutaliq jo nazriya hai us ka nam batao?
RXX:Bang Bang Theory
Miss:Idiot,Bang Bang nahi,Big Bang Theory
RXX:Wohi thora size bara kar lo.
Lesson:Zair zabar day rolay vich ruldi rai shad mad
Jad paysh nu munda kita tay ho gai had.
RXxX Ke Ap Beyti Peer Ke Naik Neeti.
RXX:Peer sahab mujhay nahi pata mujhay irfan chahiye
Mujhay irfan chahiye,mujhay irfan chahiye,
Peer:Bayta tum har waqt meri khidmat kartay rehtay ho aisay irfan kaisay milay ga tum astanay kay falan camray me ja kar aik saal tak ibadat karo to shayad tumhain irfan mil jaAy khana tumhain kamray me pohancha diya jaAY ga.
RXX:Thek hai me abhi ja kar ibadat shoru kar dayta hun.
Peer:Bayta bahar ajao aik saal ho gaya hai.
RXX:Je Peer sahab abhi aya aur rx bahar A kar bola peer sahab ibadat kay bavajod mujhay irfan nahi mila.
Peer.Bayta ye lo irfan good me utha lo.
RXX:Peer sahab me to irfan maang raha tha,irfan,irfan,
Peer.Han to bayta isi liye tujhay kaha tha kamray me chala ja takay mera dhayan na rakh sakay.Daikh kitna payara hai bilkul apni ma pay gaya hai ye hai irfan,bayta ja lay ja isay hamaray astanay say koi khali nahi jata.
Lesson:Aqalmandon kay liye is me nishaniyan hain
Bay vaqofon kay liye ye sirf kahaniyan hain.
Jo kuch insan nahi kerna chahata majboori insan say wo sab kuch karvati hai
Bhalu baglol tujhay kya maloom majboori insan ko kis had tak lay jati hai.
Kuch gunah sari zindagi ke naykyon ko kha jatay hain.Bhalu Baglol.
Media apni azadi ka najaiz faida na uthaAy
Jo bat bhi batani hai seedhi tarah bataAy.
Baal safaid ho gaAy borhay nay bay geirti na chori
Kehta hai zaida nahi peta bus peta hun thori thori.
Sain javan pechay aur budhay agay
Ab patang urain gay kachay dhagay.
Dari say hoti jo sunat ada
To phir kyun hussain jata karbala.
Log qaza namazon ke mafi maangtay hain hamara to hisab hi ulta nikla
Sain baglol jo namazain parhin hum un hi ki mafi kay talab gaar hain.
Baglol ham to pagal hain paglon par namaz farz kahan
Hosh valon ka aur hai maston ka hai aur jahan.
RXX:Peer sahab mera falan kam nahi ho raha dua karain ho jaAy
Peer:Ho jaAY ga laykin us kay liye tujhay chalees din namaz parhani parhay ge.
RXX:Theek hai parhun ga bus kam hona chahiye.
Aur phir rx chalees dino kay bad phir dobara peer sahab kay paas aya.
RXX:Peer sahab mera kam nahi huva,
Peer:Bayta kya tum nay namaz parhi the.
RXX:Je peer sahab puray chalees din parhi hai jaisa kay ap nay kaha tha par kam phir bhi nahi huva.
Peer.Bayta bat ye hai kay me nay tum say jhot kaha tha kam nahi hona.
RXX:To phir ap nay mujhay chalees din namaz parhanay ka kyun kaha?
Peer:Wo to is liye kaha tha takay tujhay adat par jaAy.
RXX:Ha ha ha me nay bhi bagair wuzu kay parhi hai.
Lesson.Jay tun kabab ayn tay me hadi
Jay tun banyan ayn tay me chadi.
Lesson:Mamyon ka mamu rx
Mini nahi hai Max.
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Define RX
Ans.Rx is the R With X.
Jadon rx de mardangi day qisay har pasay phail gaAy tay ik roz rx da bova kharkya knock knock.
RX:Kon
Kuri:Tayri hamsai
RX:Ki kam ay
Kuri:Kuj gal kerni ay bova khol
RX:Tusi kinyan ginyan o
Kuri:ik me tay naal tin meriyan sahayliyan
RX:Jad char jinyan o tay apas vich e gal kar lavo menu zaroor tang kerna jay.
Lesson:Sheikh chili kay ghar atay ke bori
Akhir me kya bacha kehnay ko sorry!
Miss rx ki shikayat kertay hovay:Ap kay larkay rx ka dhayan sabaq k doran bhi meri taraf nahi hota yehi vajah hai kay isay sabaq yad nahi hota.
RX masomiyat say:Miss kyun jhot bool rahi hain dhayan ap ki hi taraf to hota hai isi vajah say to sabaq yad nahi hota.
Lesson:Sair ko sawa sair
Godown me hai dhair.
Rx date say ghar lota to sochnay laga kon sa khas kaam kerna tha, sochta raha, sochta raha,
Phir raat ko teen bajay yad aya kay waqt par sona tha kyun kay kal phir date hai.
Lesson:Date affects the mind.
Usp da khar mohtaj na day.RXX.
Ta sarson de no rx tara mera de
Ta pathar de no rx pathrela de.
Zama sirf yao shagird day ao haga za pakhpala yam.Sain baglol.
Yao cup chaAy da para rx chaylai na sathi.RXX.
Komm Yala Casanova RXxX
Aik larki nay RX ko apni taraf atay daikha to dar gai aur apni chadar lapait kar dosri taraf ko hat gai.
Sahayliyon nay kaha ye RX hai insan,janvar nahi mat daro.
Larki boli ye to mujhay bhi pata hai kay ye insan hai laykin is ko nahi pata.
RXxX:Yar aj me larki kay pechay bhagtay huvay apnay bazar tak pohanch gaya aur mujhay pata bhi nahi chala.
Dost:To phir kya faida huva.
RXxX.Yar chalo isi bahanay rickshawy ka karaya bach gaya hai.
RX Ke Kahani Mun Zabani
Amil Baba ka charcha sun kar rx bhi ja pohacha,
Amil baba:Kya kam hai?
RX:Peer Sab dam karana hai
Amil baba:Kya pehlay kabhi karvaya hai?
RX:Peer Sab ye mera pehli dafa hai dar lag raha hai.
Amil Baba:Daro nahi mera barson ka tajurba hai.
Ye batao dam ahista vala karvao gay ya taiz vala aik dam vala.
RX:Peer sab mujhay kuch waqt chahiye soch kar bataon ga phir ap kay paas aon ga.
Amil baba:Jaisi tumhari marzi hum kisi say zabardasti nahi kartay.
Lesson:Jan bachi to lakhon paAy
Varna nikalti rehti haAy haAy.
Sain Baglol siyasatdano pa gali kay tayray dalam na kho khavi laykin bayam tayray dalam razi.RXX.
Jigar har kas kay ve laykin jigra cha cha kay ve.RXX.
Logon ko dog katay to rabies hota hai,rx ko babies ho gaya
Logon ko love at first sight hota hai,rx ko love at first bite ho gaya.
Nakam awara ashiq ke tarah sarkon par dorta raha
RX apnay qadmon kay nishan har jagah chorta raha.
Larki:Ghar valay bahar gaAy hain milnay Aao.
RXX:Dair kis bat ke hai abhi aya.
Larki:Kuch khao peo gay.
RXX:Pila day kuch thanda.
RXX:nay bottle petay hovay abhi romantic baton ka agaz kiya hi tha kay darvazay par dastak huvi.
Larki:Jaldi karo kahin chup jao,chupo jaldi.
RXX:Aray kahan chupun koi jagah bhi to milay.
Ye pyar dushman log na penay daytay hain na jenay daytay hain.
Larki:Chat par chalay jao jaldi, jaldi.
RXX:Kafi dair chat par khara raha phir isay laga jaisay koi upar A raha hai bus phir kya tha marta kya na karta gali me chalang mari paon par chot Aie aur khani pari davai.
Lesson:Da buray karona natija bura
RX praydava pa takharkay chura.
Sain baglol da dunaAy rx nirali
Garib ta na milavi chaAy piyali.
Rx kitnay din langraya logon say sach chupaya
Akhir sain baglol mian nay hi pata lagaya.
Molvi ta sa pata day che jalva charta da
Molvi na tapos oka che halva charta da.
Sain baglol tapos oka che valay azmaka gand achave
Da azmakay sa qasoor day valay thok guzaray.
Angrayzi vaylo sara sok angraiz na jori na pashto vaylo sara pathan
Da zaat yao bal pehchan kigi da khabara kai quran.
Sain isam nishta sunni shia jang kay
Sa milavigi da khandar pa khodai kay.
Sirf namoz sara khabara na jorigi dair papar pakhaval pakar de.Bhalu Baglol.
Pakistan da khalqo davah chezona mashoor de awal jahalat ao doyam zalalat.RX.
Jahilano da likhalo kitabona da parhavalo sara insan alim nishi joray day.RX.
Khudi dray qisma day awal khudi rehmaniyat,doyam khudi ananiyat ao draym khudi shaitaniyat.Sain Baglol.
Khudi kay doob sho hasil sahavay soraghe javandani
Da day na pehla che sata khatma shi kahani.
Ain mashaq isam nishta laykin ziyat bala day.RX.
Miss:Mount Everest par dosra qadam kis nay rakha tha?
RXxX:Jis nay pehla qadam rakha tha dosra bhi usi nay rakha ho ga wo kon sa langra tha.
Budhmat kay rohaniyat nishta,rahbaniyat day.Sain Baglol.
Da molvi soch halva na gar cha pair tavigi.RX.
Juda laray biya um ta zama khavata
Da maye rava che za sata naseeba.
Define Spirituality
Ruhaniyat tareef qaval taqreban na mumkin day.
Ruhaniyat na sir shatay na akhpay
Da dasay day laka garma kay soray.
RXX:Miss me nay aik cheez banai hai jis say devar kay dosri taraf bhi daikha ja sakta hai.
Miss:That's Good,rx tum nay kya banaya hai?
RXX:Miss me nay devar me sorak banaya hai.
Lesson:Zarorat ayjad ke ma hai to rx bap hai
Rx keh day paap har haal me pap hai.
Miss:Pakistan me teen teen eidain manai jati hain is ka koi hal paish karo.
RXX:Agli bar aik eid manai jaAy ge.
Miss:Wo kaisay
RXX:Agli bar eid mujh jaisa chand daikh kar nahi balkay soraj daikh kar manai jaAy ge.
Narae takbeer um fitna da owaylay de allama iqbal
Nan har zey naray vahi doi na qavi khiyal.
Da ba sa waqt prayde vahi naray
Sain baglol da pa amal imtihan nakamay.
Rx vazan kho khar um uchat
Pehalvanano uchat ka sa gata khabara da.
Kala ganay aori kala qavalyanay kala natona
Sa che zara ghaware haga kavi prakai lasoona.
Da paigambar tareef um paisha jora karay da
Afsos musalmanano da munafiqat bayra chavata karay da.
Noro na umeed qaval pa zay noro umeed jorsha.RX.
Sain khalaq parhavavi kalame allama iqbal
Zama shairi da mazi mustaqbil haal.
Towl na dair ziyat ibadat iblees karay day.Sain Baglol.
Har alaq har jenay ta da khor pa nazar ogowri no biya vada cha sara kavi
Rx tapos oka da dunya pa kam qanoon kay khor pa vada kay ijazat day.
RXX:Za che balatkar scene ogowram dayra gusa razi.
Jenay:Da day matlab day che ta banday jenako dair ehsas day ao ta jenako humdard ye.
RXX:Ta payshavay nay,gusa day vajay razi da day balatkar qowlo vala actor pa zay za valay nayma ya valay na uma.
Lesson:Kam zay kay sharafat khatam shi haga zay kay rx shoru shi.
Lesson:Cheaper sleeper rx is deeper.
Mata molviyano kay dilchaspi nishta.RXX.
Tun meray paas rehtay huvay bhi door hai
Aik bat bata kyun tun itni magroor hai.
Pani say bujhti hai pani ke pyas
Ye pyar ki pyas hai A paas.
Door say daykha to achi lagi qareeb say daikha to pasand Aie
Ab tun mujhay ye bata tun kab karay ge mayray sath sagai.
Bhari mehfil me hum ye iqrar kertay hain
Ham sirf tum hi say pyar kertay hain.
Jab hassen ho to phir niqab ke kya zaroorat hai
Zara hamain bhi dikhao kitni pyari tumhari shakl-o-sorat hai.
Chehray par niqab aur hathon par dastanay
Pehchan liya tumhain hamaray yar ho puranay.
Jab tak karay ge niqab nahi chorun ga tab tak sharab
Tayri ik jhalak daikhnay kay liye hai mera dil bay taab.
Nazron me sharm-o-haya nahi aur chehray par niqab hai
Rx ye hain aj ke larkiyan jin ka dimag kharab hai.
Khud utaray ge ya hum utarain tayray chehray say niqab
Phir dunya jan lay ge tayray gunah hain bay hisab.
Kunvara honay ka ye matlab nahi kay bay gairat honay lagay
Rx nam rakh kar bholi bhali larkiyon kay sath sonay lagay.
Maloom na tha is qom me gairat mand bhi mojood hain
Qarz utter chuka hain laykin phir bhi utaar rahay sood hain.
Aray fahashi phaylani hoti to seedhi tarah phaylata
Tayray samnay Aiena rakh kar tujhay na dikhata.
Mera nam hai RX
Dayta hun saray TaX.
Hum say ho gai aik khata
Hum nay maang Le rasman dua.
Miss:Kainat kay mutaliq jo nazriya hai us ka nam batao?
RXX:Bang Bang Theory
Miss:Idiot,Bang Bang nahi,Big Bang Theory
RXX:Wohi thora size bara kar lo.
Lesson:Zair zabar day rolay vich ruldi rai shad mad
Jad paysh nu munda kita tay ho gai had.
RXxX Ke Ap Beyti Peer Ke Naik Neeti.
RXX:Peer sahab mujhay nahi pata mujhay irfan chahiye
Mujhay irfan chahiye,mujhay irfan chahiye,
Peer:Bayta tum har waqt meri khidmat kartay rehtay ho aisay irfan kaisay milay ga tum astanay kay falan camray me ja kar aik saal tak ibadat karo to shayad tumhain irfan mil jaAy khana tumhain kamray me pohancha diya jaAY ga.
RXX:Thek hai me abhi ja kar ibadat shoru kar dayta hun.
Peer:Bayta bahar ajao aik saal ho gaya hai.
RXX:Je Peer sahab abhi aya aur rx bahar A kar bola peer sahab ibadat kay bavajod mujhay irfan nahi mila.
Peer.Bayta ye lo irfan good me utha lo.
RXX:Peer sahab me to irfan maang raha tha,irfan,irfan,
Peer.Han to bayta isi liye tujhay kaha tha kamray me chala ja takay mera dhayan na rakh sakay.Daikh kitna payara hai bilkul apni ma pay gaya hai ye hai irfan,bayta ja lay ja isay hamaray astanay say koi khali nahi jata.
Lesson:Aqalmandon kay liye is me nishaniyan hain
Bay vaqofon kay liye ye sirf kahaniyan hain.
Jo kuch insan nahi kerna chahata majboori insan say wo sab kuch karvati hai
Bhalu baglol tujhay kya maloom majboori insan ko kis had tak lay jati hai.
Kuch gunah sari zindagi ke naykyon ko kha jatay hain.Bhalu Baglol.
Media apni azadi ka najaiz faida na uthaAy
Jo bat bhi batani hai seedhi tarah bataAy.
Baal safaid ho gaAy borhay nay bay geirti na chori
Kehta hai zaida nahi peta bus peta hun thori thori.
Sain javan pechay aur budhay agay
Ab patang urain gay kachay dhagay.
Dari say hoti jo sunat ada
To phir kyun hussain jata karbala.
Log qaza namazon ke mafi maangtay hain hamara to hisab hi ulta nikla
Sain baglol jo namazain parhin hum un hi ki mafi kay talab gaar hain.
Baglol ham to pagal hain paglon par namaz farz kahan
Hosh valon ka aur hai maston ka hai aur jahan.
RXX:Peer sahab mera falan kam nahi ho raha dua karain ho jaAy
Peer:Ho jaAY ga laykin us kay liye tujhay chalees din namaz parhani parhay ge.
RXX:Theek hai parhun ga bus kam hona chahiye.
Aur phir rx chalees dino kay bad phir dobara peer sahab kay paas aya.
RXX:Peer sahab mera kam nahi huva,
Peer:Bayta kya tum nay namaz parhi the.
RXX:Je peer sahab puray chalees din parhi hai jaisa kay ap nay kaha tha par kam phir bhi nahi huva.
Peer.Bayta bat ye hai kay me nay tum say jhot kaha tha kam nahi hona.
RXX:To phir ap nay mujhay chalees din namaz parhanay ka kyun kaha?
Peer:Wo to is liye kaha tha takay tujhay adat par jaAy.
RXX:Ha ha ha me nay bhi bagair wuzu kay parhi hai.
Lesson.Jay tun kabab ayn tay me hadi
Jay tun banyan ayn tay me chadi.
Lesson:Mamyon ka mamu rx
Mini nahi hai Max.
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